No. 1, women my age are turning into the people I saw waiting in the doctor’s office when I was pregnant the first time around. I used to tell my husband that those aging preggos made me, at 30, feel like a teen mother. And now I tell myself to shut my fresh mouth.
Tomorrow, I’ll be going in again for my annual Pap smear. Boy, won’t Dr. Diana be surprised when I tell her what I want to do with this IUD.
Or maybe she won’t be surprised at all.