New parenthood suits Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. But there's one thing the new dad would change: his inability to produce breast milk.
Yeah, sure it might be World Breastfeeding Week, but if you have a baby, you're likely celebrating all day, several times a day for much longer than a week, right? Even if you—and your boobs—sometimes wish you got a break, did you ever consider that your hubby might be a little jealous of that one-on-one time?
According to new papa, Ryan Reynolds, it's tough to compete with the nipple—especially when it belongs to his MILF of a wife Blake Lively.
"It's all about mom. I am dead to [my daughter]," he said on Conan on Tuesday. Of course Reynolds was joking, but there might be a pang of jealousy as the Hollywood power couple's daughter, James, begins to talk. "Right now she's starting to say 'mama,'" he said. "There's an unfair advantage there. It turns out that breasts are actually a life support system and the child seems to gravitate towards the breasts. I'm just the breastless a-hole wandering around the room and getting in her sight-line every once in a while."
Even though he might be a tad disappointed that James isn't a daddy's girl (yet, anyway), he has only sweet things to say about Lively. "My wife is the real, I mean she is a mercenary," Reynolds said. "At one point in the middle of the delivery, the doctor's cell phone went off and she said, 'Oh, no. Go ahead, take a personal call. Feel free.' She was cracking jokes in the delivery room. She may have been on drugs, but I don't ask personal questions."
Don't worry dad, one day, James won't be able to get enough of her papa. We can't, anyway.