Your First Date Night After Baby—in GIFs

You're ready to have your first night out with your partner in a long time—but are your FEELINGS ready? Here's what a first date after baby's really like—in GIFs.

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So you and hubby made a baby. And he's really cute. Though you love that 8-pound wonder more than anything else in the world, there's that other guy that totally captured your heart all those years ago. Maybe it's been six weeks or three months (we don't judge)—but you're ready to slip on a pair of heels and have a real date night with your original babe. Here's what your first date night post-baby will be like—probably.

It's 3 p.m. How many more diapers will you change before it's date time?

It's 7 p.m. You've showered. YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY SHOWERED.

It's 7:30 p.m. You have on makeup! And that cleavage! Wow, you're hot.

It's 7:50 p.m. Hubs has asked if you're ready three times. He has no idea.

It's 7:57 p.m. Baby looks so sweet sleeping.

It's 8:10 p.m. You desperately don't want to leave Baby. WHAT IF HE CRIES?

It 8:15 p.m. Crying in the driveway. "We don't have to go out, honey."

You decide your baby can't rule your entire life. You. Can. Do. This.

OMG wiiiiiiiiine. Wine is so divine.

OMG tolerance. It's like you're stealing liquor from your parents' cabinets.

Hubby is so cute.

Why are our entrees taking so long? You're starving. Ugh. More wine?

I wonder if baby has woken up.

Is Baby really OK with my mother-in-law? How long has it been??

Oh, an hour. Probably asleep. Why can't I stop thinking about the baby?!

"Honey, do you think baby is asleep?" He's totally asleep right?

I really do love that man. And that baby.

And I love wine.

We should really go out just the two of us more often. I miss him.

Making out in the car is kinda fun. But that led to Baby.

Our baby!

He's still asleep. Whew.

"Hey honey. Baby is still asleep. Want to...?"

I hope I can stay awake. I can, I can, I can, I will!

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