10 Real Reasons Your Third Trimester Is Awesome

Pregnancy is indeed amazing, but for totally different reasons than most women talk about.

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1. If you’ve spent your whole life trying to hide your less than flat stomach (as I have), suddenly you are totally comfortable having it on full display.

2. When making restaurant/take-out/dinner decisions with a group of friends/coworkers/relatives, everybody always defers to you to make the final call.

3. You can use “I’m not feeling up to it” to get out of pretty much anything—household chores, visiting friends all the way across town, bedtime routine with your toddler, etc.

4. You can send your husband out on emergency errands like “It’s eleven p.m. and I need Twizzlers!” or “I know we have five cartons of ice cream in the freezer but none of them are Ben and Jerry’s Americone Dream!!!”

5. If an old person gets on the bus/train/subway, you don’t have to be the one to give up your seat.

6. You can alternate between the same two outfits for three months and nobody bats an eye.

7. Random strangers smile at you on the street and it’s not that creepy. You actually kind of like it. (As long as they don’t try to touch you.)

8. Bathroom lines magically part for you, restaurant employees allow you to use their facilities even if you wandered in off the street and have no intention of eating there, and Broadway theater ushers will pick you out of obscenely long intermission bathroom lines and escort you to magical private bathrooms you never knew existed. (It’s true! I was there!)

9. Nobody ever expects you to carry anything.

10. You may look and feel like a whale, but it’s a whale with AMAZING HAIR.

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Excerpted from The Mommy Shorts Guide to Remarkably Average Parenting by Ilana Wiles. 

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